This has been done several times over the past few days, but I feel the need to throw my lyrical hat in the ring.
Mad Raven Games presents… real gamers of “genius”
(It’s edgy because of the quote maaaaarks)
Today we recognize you, Mr Melee dps Omen winner…
(Mr Melee dps Omen winner!)
Raid marks, raid chat, even verbal commands do nothing to deter you from your target.
(Noobs should have hit my tarrrrget!)
You know threat is an illusion made up by tanks… and Omen really measures how awesome you are.
(400k awesome-sauce!)
Tanks fear of you because their puny minds can’t comprehend your sophisticated process of choosing a target… that they have to tank.
(Oh god he’s baaaaaaaack!)
The mind-blowing 10k DPS you had for those 5 seconds will live on in raiders’ hearts for years to come.
(Man, this floor is dirty!)
So have a stack of Halaani Whiskey on us Mr. Melee DPS Omen Winner… because if anyone is going to pay 100g in trash bills, you know just the man for the job.
(Mr Melee dps Omen winner!)
In other news: I now have my first piece of T10 gear, we cleared up to Deathbringer last night, and I have turned one year older! Huzzah!
My Sack is "Gigantique"
Green Brewfest Stein
Emblematic
The Ashen Verdict
I'm Zet (or Zettler) and I'm the author of most of the content you'll find on this blog. I play a human warlock on Blackwater Raiders and am at current the Raid Leader for Sons of the Dragon - Red Team. I've been playing WoW for about 5 years, off and on, and have experienced most of the raiding content offered.
by Anshar, on January 22 2010 @ 8:39 am
You made me LOL :-), mainly cause I pulled 7200 dps on the dragon in VH yesterday and of course the tank couldn’t hold it. But I blame the healer….oh wait, he healed me so I tanked dps’d him.